To Whom It May Concer

It seems I'm aware of some very important information that some folks really need to hear.

Here it is;

If you're driving on a two lane road and there's no one in view in front of you, and more than three cars behind you.

YOU'RE A MOBILE TRAFFIC JAM!

If you come to an offramp and you see the recommended speed sign.

THATS A JOKE!

Those signs are posted by the people who say a serving of ice cream is 1/2 Cup.

If you're in the Left lane and more than 1 person has passed you on the right. You're the problem.

I know you bought your Subaru because it's super safe and you picture yourself as keeping the traffic at the posted speed limit.

NO ONE BEHIND YOU THINKS WELL OF YOU.

Try picturing youras the reason everyone behind you is checking their GPS for alternative routes.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.